What’s up with the Prenup?

Love. With it, you don’t need anything else: food, sleep, time, money, words. All you need is to gaze deeply into your lover’s eyes where nothing could ever go wrong, breathe in that blissful feeling, and dream about the 2.5 children who will surely run about your Barbie dream house. Cue screeching record needle. Blow out the candles. I’m about to kill the mood to talk about the prenup.